Willie Wanna B. Tantrika, studied under Lazy Lama Leaky Love, until he met Tantree Leany Skizzy Freenie, the infamous latrine Dakini. Prior to Willie's fateful date with Tantree Leany Skizzy Freen, he'd set his sights on someone else, that Teeny Weeny Tricky Queen.
But a lass!
The powerful temptress Skizzy Freen's celestial light was so sublime, Willie weenie's want for Teeny, temporarily went blind. But then a fear came to mind. What if the option on Teeny expired, before Willie was finished dancing with Tantree?! The desire to be with one and all, ignited in Willie, a drastic call. He proposed a tantric experiment, to reunite him with Tantree Skizzy Freen, when the little Teeny Queen, started boring him after their ball.
Leaky assured his little Willie, that he could retain the possibility, of sipping some nectar once again, from the Dakini's buttercup. Utilizing the tantric secret, he learned from Lama Leaky, Willie retained his seminal fluid, during sex with Skizzy Freenie. Confident that Lama Leaky, knew what he was doing, Willie then planned abandonment, of Tantree Skizzy Freenie. When Willie's plan was in full motion, he chose to exercise his option, on Teeny Weeny Tricky Queeny.
Ignorance is not bliss.
What Willie didn't realize, was certainly going to hurt him. That sneaky Lama Leaky, had gained some notoriety, by tweaking spells and recipes, he shared with his disciples! The Lama wanted Willie to learn, by exercising tantric power, the kind of responsibility incurred, when trysting with mean Dakini's.
According to Tantric principle, the process of soul retraction (when lost by yang deception), is seven years of perpetual, forced penile perception. Paranoid Tantree Skizzy Freen, set out to restore their connection, by meticulously examining a bucket of shit, dumped out during Willie's projection. The painful long and drawn out process, drained Willie of all his desire, to ever be with a Dakini again, or sip on her beautiful flower.
But a lass!
The powerful temptress Skizzy Freen's celestial light was so sublime, Willie weenie's want for Teeny, temporarily went blind. But then a fear came to mind. What if the option on Teeny expired, before Willie was finished dancing with Tantree?! The desire to be with one and all, ignited in Willie, a drastic call. He proposed a tantric experiment, to reunite him with Tantree Skizzy Freen, when the little Teeny Queen, started boring him after their ball.
Leaky assured his little Willie, that he could retain the possibility, of sipping some nectar once again, from the Dakini's buttercup. Utilizing the tantric secret, he learned from Lama Leaky, Willie retained his seminal fluid, during sex with Skizzy Freenie. Confident that Lama Leaky, knew what he was doing, Willie then planned abandonment, of Tantree Skizzy Freenie. When Willie's plan was in full motion, he chose to exercise his option, on Teeny Weeny Tricky Queeny.
Ignorance is not bliss.
What Willie didn't realize, was certainly going to hurt him. That sneaky Lama Leaky, had gained some notoriety, by tweaking spells and recipes, he shared with his disciples! The Lama wanted Willie to learn, by exercising tantric power, the kind of responsibility incurred, when trysting with mean Dakini's.
According to Tantric principle, the process of soul retraction (when lost by yang deception), is seven years of perpetual, forced penile perception. Paranoid Tantree Skizzy Freen, set out to restore their connection, by meticulously examining a bucket of shit, dumped out during Willie's projection. The painful long and drawn out process, drained Willie of all his desire, to ever be with a Dakini again, or sip on her beautiful flower.
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