When Justin met Ramona, he told her that he wanted to drink her bath water. She was both repulsed and turned on simultaneously. She wondered why he would say such a thing. It was because he wanted to reveal his true nature to her. He said that he was loyal, protective, territorial, trainable, passive aggressive, and he wanted to be her best friend.
She wasn't sure if she could handle him pooping on the floor when he was mad at her, but she thought it might be worth it, to have a personal body guard.
They lived together for two years. She never really believed he was honoring his monogamous commitment to her, but it didn't seem to matter much, since he was discrete and it kept him from pooping on the floor. They had the most deeply intimate and satisfying relationship of her life. None the less, she was glad when it was over. They are still friends today.
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